I feel this needs no introduction. Let these scandalous actions speak for themselves...
First we start off with descriptions taken straight from the ISAMs email:
(For confidentially purposes, all recipients will hereby be known as X)
“During form time, X hid a bagel under her top to smuggle it out of the room as she was working in the corridor with her group and wanted to eat it. I saw this and asked X to put the bagel in her bag. Before X went out to the corridor she was bent over her bag so I asked her if she was trying to smuggle the bagel out. She assured me she was not. I later heard her telling another student she had hidden the bagel in her bra.”
“ X had a dried, dead fish (dog treat) in her jacket pocket this morning. Instead of disposing of it appropriately, she placed it in Y's locker. This then escalated to the fish being place in Y's bag. X then decided to flush the fish down the toilet instead of a bin. X was been talked to about the inappropriateness of her actions and the fact that it led to a disruption of learning.”
" Y was unfortunately involved in a situation at school that involved a dried dead fish (dog treat) being placed in her locker then her bag. When asked about the location of the fish, Y lied. It was explained to Y that the reason behind this IR was for lying to a member of staff. "
(For clarification: X panicked when asked where the fish was and said it was in the bin by the sports hall when the teachers already knew it was flushed down the toilet)
“ X laughed at a teacher who fell off her bike. Despite it being just outside of school grounds, X’s respect for teachers should be maintained in and out of school. Teacher X asked X to pass her, her helmet but X didn't because she was in 'hysterics'. She must learn to respond efficiently in dangerous situations."
“ For Performing a Christmas carol ( silent night) with 'inappropriate' hand gestures.”
“Along with several other students, X took a box of Krispy Kreme donuts from a year 7 classroom, which had been brought in for a cake sale that raises money for charity.”
“Whilst observing a lesson, I caught X watching a YouTube video about skincare during an important discussion on trade blocs. “
"For deliberately spitting at other pupils."
“X called another student a flying pig”
“In form time, I noticed that X was chewing gum so I asked her to get rid of it. We resumed our conversation and she still had chewing gum in her mouth, which is highly disrespectful as she had pretended to spit it out. I have lost count of how many times I have caught her chewing gum, and other teachers have also caught her. X, if you are caught with gum again you will be given a detention. I do not want you to bring any chewing gum into school ever again.”
“ For making a hideous mess in Room 3 with homemade "slime" or other glue-like substance previously banned from school. Girls concerned are expected to write an apology.“
(Please note this mess can still be seen on the walls 6 years on)
“Arrived at her D&T lesson with **** written across her knuckles. I asked her to wash it off but it was still faintly visible when she left.”
“ X filled her water bottle outside the MFL office and threw the contents over her 2 friends.”
"Failure to thumb in."
“Raucous and foolish behaviour in the form room at lunch with others, resulting in damage to school property. “
(Me and my friends broke a stick) We were then made to write an apology letter titled ‘this is the truth’ and clean out the hockey shed.
“ X was putting on mascara continuously in a PSHE lesson using her ipad screen as a camera.”
“The class was delayed for at least 15 minutes today owing to X’s thoughtless behaviour at lunch time when she threw 2 girls’ shoes down the stairs. These were picked up by another student who brought them to the lesson. However, the 2 girls with missing shoes spent 15 minutes searching, and asked office staff to help. Meanwhile, other girls were looking for these students to tell them the shoes had been found. X stayed in the classroom. The issue was resolved around 2.25 when the students had given up their search and returned to their respective classes, understandably flustered and anxious. ”
“For playing hide and seek under the showers while they were on.”
“X put one cheerio into another student’s waterbottle.”
“ X has repeatedly ignored requests to stop singing and prancing around the room. “
“This lesson we were focusing of dancing to a minuet routine. X was being excessively physically boisterous, repeatedly failing the foot work and bumping into other girls, despite warnings to focus. When the class was doing paired work, X was falling out of line and disrespecting the music and its composer as it was a delicate melody and she was preforming the contrary. “
“Used another girl’s iPad to email a teacher with an extremely inappropriate subject line. When in possession of her friends iPad, X very rudely decided to email a teacher ‘hey babes’ off of her oblivious friend’s iPad. If this is to be repeated consequences will be more severe.”
Now we move on to the conduct concerns that have generously been retold in the receiver's own words.
“I emailed my friend Hannah a picture of an obese leopard and said this looks exactly like you; you could be twins Hannah but instead I sent it to Hannah Graham the biology teacher.“
'I sent an email out to the whole of our year, changing my contact name to Mr Fry, pretending we were going on a maths trip to Egypt. Parents thought it was a real trip and emailed the school...'
“In Year 9 lesson after summer exams, I was going to drop Spanish because I hated it so much so I wrote, “Last Spanish lesson ever!” on our desks. With our initials and the date and then proceeded to write, “expletive español.” Obviously the teacher found out. I then decided I wanted to continue with Spanish and have been in the same GCSE class with the same teacher for 2 years.”
"Left all the PE meets in lockdown to watch Harry Potter and blamed it on the Wi-Fi."
“I was in our form room messing around with my friends, and we decided it would be a good idea to start dumping hand sanitiser on each other’s heads. Next thing I know, Mr Davies has walked in and my friend has hand sanitiser dripping down her head and all over her clothes…. It wasn’t our best moment."
“ Was unmuted during biology zoom singing loudly to 'Over again' by One Direction.”
"X tried to sell the school on Right Move."
Update: somebody has just gotten a conduct concern for reading this article in a lesson
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