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Your TFL Horoscope
What Do These 4 Tube Lines Say About You? Is there truly an activity Godolphin girls love more than that of investing oneself entirely...
Mar 13, 20235 min read


Judging You Based on Your Favourite Halloween Movie
Happy Halloween! As Unpublished's contribution to the spooky spirit that the school is apparently commiting to with the lunch menu today,...
Oct 31, 20224 min read


Judging You Based On Your Favourite Place To Go In Hammersmith
Judging you based on your favourite place to go in Hammersmith The time has finally come; after countless articles picking you apart...
Feb 21, 20225 min read


What your favourite Hype House member says about you...
Thomas Petrou: I don’t believe you. But, if you insist that Petrou truly is your fave member - here is what I have to say to you. You...
Jan 20, 20224 min read


What does your favourite highly specific G&L lunch food say about you?
Disclaimer: While it may seem like I am slating some parts of the lunch menu, this is only because I am an empty person who needs to...
Jan 10, 20224 min read


Judging you based on your star sign
Did anyone ask me to do this? No. Am I doing it with a strong sense of brazen audacity anyway? Yes. Will this article be full of baseless...
Nov 15, 20216 min read


Judging You Based On Your Halloween Costume
Staple costume : eg. Pirate, vampire, fairy Well, you the one with a bit of fake blood around your mouth and black outfit claiming you're...
Nov 1, 20215 min read


Let me judge you based on your favourite month
January You don’t exist, because I’ve literally never met anyone who’s favourite month is January. Why would it be? Do you not like fun?...
Sep 29, 20215 min read
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