Thomas Petrou:
I don’t believe you. But, if you insist that Petrou truly is your fave member - here is what I have to say to you. You really are a strange person because choosing Petrou, to me, seems like a cry for help. You want to be noticed. And, I’ve noticed you. You, who could have chosen the funny one, the hot one or the controversial one, ended up choosing Petrou -the … no one. But why? Babes, I couldn’t tell you, this might require some introspection. Here is what I can suggest though - You have a MAJOR saviour / hero complex and probably think that everything good that occurs in life is because of you… and I hate to break it to you, but it isn’t. If you chose Petrou, you are the type of person who likes to support the underdog and hey, he needs all the support he can get, so - go ahead.
Alex Warren:
Alex Warren fans step forward and collect your crowns! You guys know how to have a good laugh - sometimes at the expense of others but always with good intentions. I get a really warm vibes from you lot, people who seek fun times but aren’t afraid to connect with your more emotional side. Warren fans clearly fell in love with his charming personality and looks but now cry themselves to sleep every night because they know they will never find love as good and true as him and Kouvr. If you chose Alex, you are the type of person who is hard working, down to earth and grateful for what you have. You also probably relate to characters such as Chandler Bing, have a nervous laugh and sit at the back of the classroom laughing when the teacher is telling someone off. We see you, we love you.
Ryland or Baron:
Babes, same. Same. I don’t want to delve too deep because I’m scared at how far my Baron obsession might go…. BUT, if you like either of these two then I applaud you - I really do. You are a rare, fun breed who doesn’t take life too seriously, and you make up the best part of society . You probably have a specific skill that you have nurtured your whole life, just as Baron has with his dance. You don’t try to be the centre of attention, it just naturally finds you. As it should. If you chose either of these two, you definitely had a draco malfoy / timothee chalamet phase and find yourself drawn to the skinny white boy, cigarette smoking, sleep deprived thing. Get help.
Nikikita Dragun:
Okayyyyy…. I see you, you controversial creature. I’m not entirely sure what to say about you apart from you appreciate style and confidence and you definitely make the lunch queue your catwalk. Good for you. You aren’t afraid to be yourself and are passionate about the things you believe in. If you chose the Dragun, you like to make an entrance and also felt a sense of pride when watching her walk around in her fab outfits. We all did.
Vinnie Hacker:
Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie Vinnie Vinne. What a man! And only 18? My sister is the same age as him and she can't even boil an egg. If you like Vinnie, you either became obsessed a while ago orrrr it is a more recent thing and you were only introduced to his brilliance because of this show. I can guarantee that there are some younger fans of his who would be the type of people to send threats cut out of newspaper letters to the girl he dates and that is why I am scared to say anything bad about him. If you chose Vinnie you have good taste and have probably sat in your room pondering why all the 18 year old boys you ever meet still rely on their mums to carry out basic domestic tasks for them (I think over half of them would not be able to identify a washing machine).
Mia:
Yikes. You are a fierce queen, unafraid to speak your mind and clearly have a soft spot for Petrou. Can’t relate. Mia did make me laugh though, maybe because everyone in the house seemed to have an issue with her. Except Petrou… but then again, do we really consider his opinion an opinion?!?! If you chose Mia, you are probably annoying but will go far in life due to your headstrong, determined attributes.
Larray:
If Larray is your fave, I would be delighted to make your acquaintance. Larray is an underrated member who is unproblematic, not afraid to stand up to Mia, funny, down to earth and hard working. If you chose Larray, you definitely still don't know how to pronounce his name but have convinced yourself that you are just as funny and witty as he is. You might be, but you probably aren’t. Also, he probably reminded you to reach out to your grandma who you haven't spoken to for …. Well, we don't need to dwell.
Kouvr:
You are sweet and kind and will definitely pressure and coerce your boyfriend into proposing to you. And why shouldn’t he? If you chose Kouvr, you felt safe every time she came on screen and are the type of person who has spent their whole life set on one day, becoming a milf. And, if you really want to - I’m sure you will.
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