After this, we feel like we know you all a bit TOO well. Did everyone at some point throw their shoes out of windows? Was this a formative experience we missed out on? Anyway, we thank you for your (very unrestrained) candour.
Prepare to witness the most embarrassing godolphiner experiences and die a little inside…
“in year 7 i dropped my plate when walking to the bins (and i was by myself)… everyone started clapping and cheering me and then to make matters worse my little year seven self proceeded to try and scoop up the food splattered on the floor with my HANDS and put it back on the plate.
“In my first term of year 7 I threw up in the hall and then threw up on Dr Ramsey while trying to go to the nurse. This was my first encounter with her.”
“One time I ran into a wall during dodgeball and started crying and ran to the bathroom but then a teacher followed me and asked what happened and I didn't know what to say so I said I had family issues.”
“I once rowed so fast in a sports lesson that I flew off the seat but my feet were still attached so I had to lie on the floor with my legs elevated above my head until someone released me.”
“I was laughing so hard during a drugs role play I peed myself in front of the whole class. Thankfully no one noticed but while subsequently in the toilet trying to wash my tights, I managed to actually drop my tights into the unflushed toilet. Came back to the lesson with no tights and told everyone I “got hot.” It was the middle of December.”
“Drunk posted a picture of me holding a three foot knife at a party on google classroom”
“I emailed Dr Row and addressed her as mummy”
“I hugged my physics teacher at a parents evening because I thought it was my dad”
“One time (before performing in the house lipsync no less) year 7 me was holding my chicken katsu curry and managed to trip in the dining room, resulting in me pouring the katsu down myself and skidding headfirst across the room before crashing into the plate rack. No one even clapped because we were all so traumatised”
“Tried to throw a sandwich at my friend, threw it directly into Dr Ramsey’s office.”
“Walked right off the edge of the stage during a performance”
“Once in a lesson my teacher was standing right behind me looking over my shoulder but I didn’t notice and I dropped my hand and accidentally slapped him on the thigh. Tried to apologise but he ignored me and walked off. Clearly it was horrifying for both of us.”
“I liked a shirtless picture of my teacher on instagram, on his account. Not a proud moment for me.”
“drunk emailed my teacher about my night out, signed it off with multiple x's”
“throwback to when I was in year 8 and sat on the floor and Mr Golland didn’t see me, walked into the room at full speed and tripped right over my body and head first onto the floor.”
“I was walking through the corridor and I saw who I thought was my friend. I went up to her and slapped her on the a*se, turns out it was a random year 9. I am in sixth form so there are so many problems with this. I can’t look her in the eye when I see her in the corridor.”
“Once I tripped and fell face first in the toilet bowl”
“I found a phone on the Astro so I took a selfie (obvi) and handed it into the sports office. It was Miss Joseph’s phone.”
“I sent a mass email to the middle school in year 9 saying ‘if u find my pencil case I’ll buy the whole tuck shop for u cos I’m so rich’ which was a poor joke anyway, but made it even worse when Madame Halls had to talk to me about being disrespectful.”
“I threw a shoe out a window and it hit a teacher on the head”
“I went to school in year 7 in the wrong sports kit from a completely different school for 3 months”
“My friend was speaking with me during the morning register being taken. My friend said ‘love you’ to me at the same time as Miss Sutherland called my name and instead of saying yes, I told her I loved her.”
“I often forget to close the loo door when I’m in a rush. Multiple times people have walked in to be greeted by my bare a*se.”
“ I came in mufti when we were supposed to wear uniform, was the only one 😀”
“On the first day of year 7 when you do a treasure hunt around school, me and my friend accidentally went all the way up to the sixth form corridor where we wandered around looking for a sign for about 10 minutes. Then we heard sixth formers coming, and we were so scared that we hid behind a sofa and cried until they found us half an hour later.”
(glad to see that sixth formers still inspire intense terror)
“Accidentally entered the staff room during hide and seek, tried to hide there before I realised”
“At the end of my first day of year 7, my shoe came off and I fell headfirst down the main stairs. I grabbed onto the banister and I really slowly fell down and I got a rug burn and I landed on the floor. Everyone crowded around me and asked if I was okay, but when I’m nervous I laugh. So all these people I don’t know were concerned, and I was just sitting on the floor laughing sort of maniacally with rug burn and only one shoe.”
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